...+++Chakachat's story+++...

2006-03-09T06:05:00.000-08:00

10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.

1. At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on
your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer :-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant:
When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together:
When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question :-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.
You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

2006-02-14T05:17:00.000-08:00

BUDDHISTS OF THE LEADING TYPE

Those Buddhists who are referred to as up_saka_ and up_sik_[ Buddhist lay followers ] are considerer Buddhists of the leading type. They must be steadfast and firmly established in the [Buddhist] principles to serve as examples for Buddhists in general. Apart from observing the Buddhist’s discipline,they must posses the five qualities lay followers ( up_sakadhamma ) as follows :
1.They have faith, theirbelief being endowed with wisdom; they are not given to blind faith; they have confidence in the Triple Gem [the Buddha, the Dhamma and the Sangha], neither being shaken nor faltering; they adhere to the Dhamma as the principle and supreme cause.
2.They have morality; apart from maintaining themselves in the Five Precepts and righteous livelihood, they should undertake the Eight Observances on due occasions to develop themselves so that their lives and increasing beneficence towards others.
3.They do not get carried away by superstition; they believe in deeds, aspiring to results from their own effort in a rational way; they are not excited by wildly rumored superstition, talismans or lucky charms; they do not aspire to results from praying for miracles.
4.They do not seek the gift-worthy outside of his teaching; they do not grasp at fields of merit , miracle workers or holy personalities that are outside the Buddhist principles.
5.They apply themselves to supporting and helping with the Buddhist cause; they attend to, initiate and support charity work in accordance wih the teaching of the Perfectly Enlightened One.

2006-01-26T19:33:00.000-08:00

Kan-Thong Original

>> > > > มีคานหนึ่งสวยสง่าเปี่ยมราศรี
>> > > > อันทางขึ้นนั้นเดินง่ายสบายดี
>> > > > แต่ “ โทษที “ ขาลงยากกกกกก ลำบากลำบน
>> > > >
>> > > > ต้นกำเนิดเกิดจากสาวนางหนึ่ง
>> > > > สวยสุดซึ้งสวยกว่าน้องน้ำฝน
>> > > > เป็นลูกสาวเศรษฐีประจำตำบล
>> > > > ชราชนหนุ่มน้อยใหญ่ต่างหมายปอง
>> > > >
>> > > > ...ท่านเศรษฐีองอาจประกาศว่า
>> > > > อันลูกข้าหนึ่งนี้ไม่มีสอง
>> > > > หากแม้นใครอยากได้ไปคุ้มครอง
>> > > > อย่างน้อยต้องทองล้านชั่ง?นี่(ราคา)กันเอง
>> > > >
>> > > > ...แต่ลูกสาวเศรษฐีมีคนรัก
>> > > > ยากจนนักจนยิ่งกว่าจะหาไหน
>> > > > โอ้ชาตินี้มีกรรมหนักขอพักใจ
>> > > > แค้นบรรลัย ต้องลาไกลไปขุดทอง
>> > > >
>> > > > ...หายไปร่วมสามสิบปีมีทองหลาย
>> > > > ข่าวจากสายสมใจให้คลายหมอง
>> > > > ว่าน้องนั้นยังดีอยู่ไร้คู่ครอง
>> > > > อยู่ไม่ได้จำรีบต้องไปจองเธอ
>> > > >
>> > > > ...บอกว่าที่พ่อตา “มาแล้วครับ”
>> > > > มาพร้อมกับทองตามข้อพ่อเสนอ
>> > > > อยู่ที่ไหนหวานใจ I WANT TO SEE HER
>> > > > พ่อบอกเออ!!!อยู่ข้างในเข้าไปเลย
>> > > >
>> > > > ...แสนดีใจได้จะพบประสบหน้า
>> > > > ร้องถามป้า(ที่นั่งอยู่)
>> > > > ป้าบอกว่าก็ตัวฉันเองนี่ยังไง
>> > > > จำน้องน้อยไม่ได้น้อยใจนัก
>> > > >
>> > > > ...เจ้าหนุ่มจ้องมองดูอยู่ไม่นาน
>> > > > แสนดีใจประมาณว่าน้ำตาไหลหนัก
>> > > > หัวใจเต้นระรัว ตัวเริ่มชัก
>> > > > ดิ้นสักพักแล้วก็จากโลกนี้ไป
>> > > >
>> > > > ...ทองที่ขนมามากมายทำไงดี
>> > > > สาวจึงมีโครงการทำงานใหญ่
>> > > > สร้างเป็นคานไว้นั่งฟังเพลงไทย
>> > > > จนหล่อนตายจึงทิ้งไว้เป็น “ชาติพลี“
>> > > >
>> > > > ...คานนี้ขึ้นไปแล้วจะติดใจอยู่ได้นาน
>> > > > จะเบิกบานเปี่ยมสง่าและราศรี
>> > > > ไร้ปัญหาไร้บุตรธิดา (และ) ไร้สามี
>> > > > ของดีๆอย่างนี้ต้องแนะนำ

2006-01-15T20:59:00.000-08:00

The price of love

A small boy walked quietly into his mother

in the kitchen with a note.
Mother dried her hands,

picked it up and read :

Cutting grass >>>>> 5 baht

Cleaning my room >>>>>1 baht
Going to the grocery for mother >>>>>2.50 baht
Taking care of younger brother >>>>>2.50 baht
Taking trash out of house >>>>>1 baht
Getting a good grade in the exam >>>>>5 baht
Cleaning up the lawn >>>>>2 baht
Total owing >>>>>19 baht

When mother finished reading

she turned the paper over and wrote down :

9 months pregnancy >>>>> free of charge

Nursing you when you were sick and

praying for you >>>>> free of charge

When you made me cry >>>>> free of charge

Toys, food,clothes,

taking you out >>>>> free of charge
Even when your nose was running,

I cleaned up >>>>> free of charge
Total is the “ price of love ” no charge either.

When the boy had finished reading it all,

the tears began to flow.

He was staring at his mother and weeping.

He said : Mother, I really love you. Then he wrote the word “ paid ”on the paper. You paid it,

you paid it, but I haven’t given you a change .

2006-01-08T01:20:00.000-08:00

New Year 2006 at my school

2006-01-01T07:56:00.000-08:00

In New Year 2006 ........

I tell my family " Happy New Year "

I wish my family have very happy .

I wish my family have good health.

I wish my family have everything that they want.

I wish i have to happiness about everthing too.

And the last, i want to my hopes are true.

My family is my life.

2005-12-23T04:37:00.000-08:00

Hello,
My name's Chakachat Sukpopet.My nickname's Nun. I'm 18 years old. I live in Nakhonpathom province.
I like dogs but i hate cats. In my freetimes, I like to play games with my elder brother, listen to music and I like to do everythings that i want.
This picture is my friend and me.I wear the glasses . My friend,her name's Woon. She's my intimate friend. I think, she's very lovely
because she's kind and care for anyone who are close beside her.
My e-mail : ckc_77@yahoo.com